the same user posted this and only referred to his dick as a cylinder despite the fact that it was very clear that he’d inserted his cylinder into an m&m tube and couldnt get it out
Take care of your body. That means eating better, working out, sleeping enough (…) to avoid negative consequences in the future, as sometimes it’s too late. Read How not to die by Michael Greger for more details. Go to a chiropractor twice a year, the dentist once, and easy on the coffee.
Take care of your mind. Spend time with yourself, meditate, live slower, journal often, go to therapy - even if it’s one session a month for a year, you will always get something out of it.
Save money. You don’t need as many clothes and cocktails as you think you do - and that might be what makes the difference between an hour-long problem and an awful situation down the road. A year worth of rent and bills, for starters.
Honour your ambition. Figure out your bucket list, make a vision board, decide what’s really important and forget about the rest of the world; picture who you want to be and start acting like her.
Never stop learning. Can be a language, an instrument, code, etc. For your professional, social, romantic life - make yourself interesting. If you like something, explore it. You never know what opportunity could come from that - regrets are a terrible thing.
Treat yourself like someone you love. You shouldn’t need to have a friend coming over to shower or take the trash out. Don’t tell yourself horrible things - they’re wrong, and won’t help.
Surround yourself with goodness. You want to enjoy your life, not spend it healing from things that could have been avoided: when someone shows you who they are, believe them. The first time. Don’t stay faithful to people who think you’re replaceable.
Be nicer than necessary. We have enough devil’s advocates.
Stop gossiping, trash-talking, mocking; don’t ever alienate people on purpose - be an example, not a preacher.
Don’t take anything for granted. Your health, relationships, job, house. You could lose anything, anytime. Be prepared for that, and do everything you can to make tomorrow easier.
i stepped in my kitchen late last night and I ain’t had a single snack in the cribo. went back to bed mad disgruntled. felt like oliver twist. like a pre industrial revolution british kid or something
This is why I decided to learn how to bake.
brother i said i missed the bus and you telling me this is why you became an astronaut. where do we go from here?
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